Thursday, October 16, 2008

It Takes Two
By Nicholas Stix

A body can’t have only one pair of glasses. If you really need glasses, you have to have at least two pairs, in case you mislay one. You can’t find a pair of glasses, unless you’re already wearing glasses.

I’m sure there’s some deep, metaphysical significance to the foregoing observation, but it too comes in pairs, and I’ve only got the one.

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